every time i see this, my heart fills with joy
Every time I see this, I worry that it’s a warning message from hungry crayons out to take over the world.
both are good
IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FUckIGN PRESS THE BUTTON LIKE
OH SHIT MAN MY LIFE IS FUCKING RUINED BUT AT LEAST I HAVE THIS TALKING CACTUS!!!
My brother is putting Christmas lights up and the cat jumped on the roof.
Now he’s singing “The Circle of Life.”
I’m so fucking funny, no one even knows.
Goodbye friends I am gone
just in case you were having a bad day, here are some gifs of martin freeman dancing.
the kissing islands, Greenland
would you look at that even the fucking ground gets more action than me
Some awesome Harry Potter references.
Harry Potter: The fandom that leaked into all other fandoms.
This was my favorite line in the movie. I love it when random characters suddenly react like real people.
your thighs won’t touch if you have my head between them
this post will solve all insecurity issues i swear
Oh my god
fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it’s considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years in prison. if they actually commit you can be charged with manslaughter.
so really it’s in your best interest not to be a cunt.
This needs to be shared
-everyone- needs to see this.