laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

pussylipgloss:

what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

theclearlydope:

He’s got my vote.
[via]

theclearlydope:

He’s got my vote.

[via]

fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

boku-no-poltergeist:

strong pokemon team., no. use the cute ones

supnoah:

do you have that one person that you can’t look at when your trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute

benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies

rohoshi-shipper:

Misha & Jensen at SDCC 2014 (x)

rohoshi-shipper:

Misha & Jensen at SDCC 2014 (x)

heteroh:

dicktho:

dlubes:

dicktho:

dlubes:

what do you guys think when you follow people with the same name as you? bc personally i know im superior to every other dan tbh

this is so untrue that i can almost feel in in my urethra

youre DEFINITELY gonna have to get that checked out, lesser dan

im not even gonna acknowledge you as a dan, u are just…how do u say servant without saying servant

my names not even dan but I’m better than both of you

tszarina:

i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising

ridge:

my love and hate for twitter is so real

ridge:

my love and hate for twitter is so real


5x13 || Favorite Dean caps 24/100

5x13 || Favorite Dean caps 24/100