"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job
what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.
i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together
i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart
strong pokemon team., no. use the cute ones
do you have that one person that you can’t look at when your trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute
boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)
boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)
boys with spines (｡♥‿♥｡)
boys with patellas (≧◡≦)
boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)
boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)
what do you guys think when you follow people with the same name as you? bc personally i know im superior to every other dan tbh
this is so untrue that i can almost feel in in my urethra
youre DEFINITELY gonna have to get that checked out, lesser dan
im not even gonna acknowledge you as a dan, u are just…how do u say servant without saying servant
my names not even dan but I’m better than both of you
i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising
my love and hate for twitter is so real