really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000
i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.
My anaconda will consider it
GIRLS — if you hit, slap, belittle, kick, punch, choke, throw things at, or control your boyfriends, you are the abuser. You are not a “strong woman”, “empowered”, or anything similar. You are hurting him. Even if his muscles are strong enough to take it, a hit or slap from someone you love is an emotional blow.
Written by a girl who’d never hit a guy.
5k notes, wow good job tumblr
please dont make disney characters have tattoos and piercings and blackhair and stretchers
THE BOY WHO COCKBLOCKED
THE COCKBLOCK WHO LIVED
a fucking pirate king at that
And it’s awesome because she started as this fucking proper Lady who was expected to marry a wealthy and accomplished, but one she did not love, but instead fell for the blacksmith and became a pirate, fucking shit up and taking names.
And she rocked every fucking second of her story, from Lady to Pirate Ki
some people are mean for no reason and it’s gross
What the fuck happens in League of Legends
Jensen Ackles | DallasCon 2014 [credits]
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
cuddles in bed watching a movie would be great right now
A message to everyone who’s ever sent me anon love
the next time you get a snack out of a vending machine I hope the thingy goes for too long and you get TWO instead